The Epic of Chipotle

Chicago once stood quiet. Then the great beast Chipotle arrived, and soon enough, a war broke out. Chipotle popped up in several locations, outfitted in faux rustic veneer and even hired REAL Mexicans. Battle fronts were drawn, but really, there was no where to hide. First it was Chipotle 1, Pete 0. Then Chipotle 2, Pete 0 and on and on, up until the war was clearly coming to a close. Then Pete showed one final strength of will. But alas. It would not be enough. Chiptotle conquered Pete and peace came again, but now Peace was found with soft tacos and burritos in hand.